Singing Some Songs

Below, shidduch song parodies in honor of Littlest Jellybean's birthday, shared here for your amusement. Please note, some PJs involved, and birthday party festivities add to the entertainment value. 

TTO: You’re a Grand Old Flag

It’s a brand new batch

You’re a high flying catch

Forever a piece you’ll remain

You’re a jellybean of

The LLC we love

That keeps us from going insane

As the years go by

And the suggestions are dry

We can’t wait ’til it’s all in the bag

Let all the dating be forgot

Keep your eye on that pink ol’ flag

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TTO: Benny Friedman’s Fulfill Your Tefillah

Hey my friends listen up

I know these times are really tough

We’ve had our fair share amount of pain

But dear friends don’t give up

The finish line is mamash utt

Get your bottle ready of champagne

Hey there friends listen here

I know you’ve waited year by year

Don’t ever think your tefillos are in vain

For my friends it is clear your shidduch is very near

For a bas kol called out his name

CHORUS (2x)

It is getting clearer clearer

He’s coming nearer nearer

You can be sure

He’ll be knocking at your door

So let your heart cry

Your prayers will bring the guy

We know for sure

Cuz that’s what we are waiting for

And dear friends we all know

It happens to all of us

Our friends get married one by one

But our dates they come, they go

We’re still here left to show

The right one will come we know

So my friends when you’re alone

Know you’re loved, not on your own

As sisters we feel you, hear your cry

For kol yisroel areivim and kol yisroel chaveirim

We’ll be with you ’til all your tears are dry

CHORUS - 1x

You will acquire

All you desire

All you require

So pray, so pray with fire

So listen friends

We’ll make the tekufah end

If we pray from our soul

Hashem is bound to hear our kol

CHORUS - 2x

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TTO: Frozen’s Do You Want To Build A Snowman

Do you want to find a husband?

Come on you have to date

No more you swore

He’s at your door

It's not like you to run away...

You used to be elated

And now you’re not

I wish we could find your guy!

Do you find a husband?

It doesn't have to be a shidduch

<<Go away>>

Okay, bye...

Do you want to find a husband?

Or just stew in all the pain

I think some dating is overdue

You might start talking to

the guys that are insane

(Hang in there, friend!)

It gets a little lonely

All these empty dreams

Just watching the hours tick by

(Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock)

Please, I know you're out there

I’m wondering where you’ve gone

They say "have courage," and I'm trying to

I'm waiting (for) you, just c’mon!

We will have each other

Just you and me

What am I gonna do?

I want to find my husband

Where are you?

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TTO: Newsies’ Seize the Day

Open your door and face your date

Don't be afraid of what’s your fate

Nothing can break you

No one can make you

Give your dreams away

Arise and face your date

Now is the time to give it your all

You’ve checked him out and made all the calls

Yes you may be jaded

Excitement all faded

But please just go on the date

Friend you’ll be friendless, go on the date

Give up the doubt and don’t you wait

Talk to the shadchan

Although it is not fun

Face him, go on the date

It could be a neighbor

It could be his son

One or all, it only takes one

Open your door and face your date

Don't be afraid of what’s your fate

Don't run away, don't abdicate

Don't run away and don't abdicate

Nothing can break you

No one can make you

Give your dreams away

Don’t you belabor

It’s only begun

Just one date, he may be the one!